Spice girls going to India

I saw the headline in the newspaper today, the entertainment section. Something about the Spice Girls going to India. I thought "Yeah right, that'll never happen. The Spice Girls don't go south of the Equator."

I read the article, and it turns out it wasn't actually about the Spice Girls. It was just a play on words.

It's nice to see that there are still jokes to be made about the SGs!

Remember that disasterous date I went on a week ago? I just discovered, thanks to the power of Facebook, that she's a fucking fence-sitter. Thank goodness everything happened as it did, after all.