Packaged lunch with Ubuntu

I joked to someone the other day that you could apt-get a picnic lunch from the Ubuntu repos. And you could!

Start with jam and scons
Then have burgerspace and xserver-xorg-driver-chips
If you're watching your weight, you could instead have an r-cran-sandwich, or a blt
For dessert, you could have cakephp with your choice of cream or icecream
And as for drinks, you can have a qbrew or even a sun-java6-jre