Prince suing file-sharers

As part of a crackdown on piracy, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince has started sending "cease-and-desist" letters to Youtube, eBay (wtf?) and The Pirate Bay.

Why is this so? It's probably because Prince has seen the dismal sales of his/her/its records and assumed that file sharers are to blame.

Dude, maybe people aren't buying your albums because you're a FREAK and your music SUCKS ARSE. And now even your fans think so. You're a sad act, and I hope your lawyers demanded their pay upfront because by the time this is over you won't have any money left.

I mean, seriously, what person in their right mind would want to buy a copy of "Purple Rain"? I'm surprised people even want to pirate it.

"It's about a bloke in stupid tights singing songs to a dove, with some half-arsed moustache and bum-fluff clinging desperately to the bottom of his chin!" - Mick Molloy

I hope this message to you has made you so upset that you go and sexually abuse some more 5-year-old boys, to cheer yourself up.