A man walks into an electrical store...
I'm writing this from work; don't tell anyone!
We just had the strangest transaction ever.
A man walked in, tattoos over his upper body. The tattoos were visible because he wasn't wearing a shirt.
Linda served him with his purchases, which were a blender and hair clippers. He tells her that the price on the blender was $69, when in actual fact it was $79. She did accidentally overcharge him $5 on the clippers, but he was still $5 ahead.
Later on, he came back in, still sans-shirt, just about to go to a funeral and needs a stereo system! In under 60 seconds he chooses what he wants, which is $195. He can't work out how to open the CD tray. Who cares? He hands Linda $200, tells her to keep the change, and walks out with the stereo!
We almost pissed ourselves, it was so funny.
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Here's something else funny I saw on Cnet. It's probably the funniest review of a terrible product ever. Click the "review" tab on that page to see the full, hilarious review.
10 Creepiest Craigslist Casual Encounters. Also funny reading.

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